This Does Not Exist

I am always impressed by how many brilliant people with brilliant ideas are shining their brilliance on us all through the glow of a CRT or an LCD screen. With brilliant people everywhere, the official blog for the official kickstarter page is officially looking into an official website. Like everyone else in this world, we are good at designing web sites, so we do not need anything more than a domain name. Catchy and specific ideas for the domain name run from officialpagefortheofficialkickstarterpage.com and effingmothereffer.com. Never in history have so many things been said to so many topics about so many concepts and all of it was put there by the work of humans or the programs they build to work like humans. We have made life and it is far more interesting than most interesting people anticipated being interested by it. Meanwhile geniuses are everyone so no one is a genius; college graduates are everyone so no one went to school, and above all everyone is really good at making amazing use of the amazing internet, meaning everyone is a web designer so no one is and what you just read doesn't exist. Look for our URL very soon, and be sure to bring your dry sense of humor, and a taste for the sulfur of damnation through praise.